"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
04/01/2015 at 19:56 • Filed to: None
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"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
04/01/2015 at 19:56 • Filed to: None | 0
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For being utterly incapable of thought... Today, while at a gas station I witnessed this. (stock photo to build suspense)
This genius decides that the best way for him to obtain fuel from the pump is to back up to it, thus blocking access to not one, not two, but 4 pumps. (okay, so someone could have easily taken the long way around and still gotten to two of the other pumps but seriously.)
I drew this handy diagram for your viewing pleasure.
EL_ULY
> CAR_IS_MI
04/01/2015 at 20:03 |
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oh dayum dude
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> CAR_IS_MI
04/01/2015 at 20:03 |
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This is only excusable if you have an old muscle car with a hidden fill on the rear and look really badass doing it.
HammerheadFistpunch
> CAR_IS_MI
04/01/2015 at 20:05 |
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when you said back to the pump I thought i thought he backed in parallel like a normal person... he really went the extra mile on that one
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> CAR_IS_MI
04/01/2015 at 20:41 |
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Once upon a time, when I was younger, I had a car that filled behind the plate. At 3A I pulled into a gas station and parked at an angle to fill. The asshole in the station turns off the pumps on me and over the loudspeaker tells me to park better. I park perpendicular. He then rants about it and says I won't be getting gas there. I then did a couple tire smoking donuts and ripped off to the next station.
True story. I feel like I just went to a confessional.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> CAR_IS_MI
04/01/2015 at 20:58 |
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I miss trips west of the Appalachians to reasonably sized gas stations.
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gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> CAR_IS_MI
04/01/2015 at 21:27 |
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3 biggest assholes I've ever seen
1) Sunday after Thanksgiving. Traffic hell due to bad weather. NYer parks suburban in the exact center of the middle four pumps so he doesn't get wet. People started swearing, flicks them all off. Honestly thought I was going to witness a murder, and was going to let whatever happens happen.
2) Friday rush hour, 4th of July weekend. Woman parks her truck at the front pump, boat on the trailer at the rear and then starts filling up Jerry cans. Husband complaining about how long shes taking (while not doing anything) She couldn't understand the concept that the pump shuts off when it sences the gas hitting the tip of the pump. Takes about 9 cars to fill up.
3) 4th of july? woman pulls up, goes inside station. 6 cars go by on the side the person behind her is stuck at the pump. comes out eating a hot dog and then starts filling up.